Eight Socialist Honours

In his efforts to improve the behaviour of young Chinese people, President Hu Jintao has announced the launch of a campaign called the 'Eight Socialist Honours'

To make it easy for you to know what to do whilst you are staying at Bellerbys, I have interpreted it for you as follows:

1) Love the Motherland : Love Economics
2) Serve the People : Bring Mr Stephenson cups of tea
3) Be United : Put together all your money
4) Struggle Hard : Look in all the shops for a present
5) Work Hard : Wrap Mr Stephenson's new present in nice paper
6) Advocate Science : Don't buy him a Bible - he's not religious
7) Be honest : Don't copy your homework
8) Obey the Law : Hand your homework in on time